Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.

I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk

While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'



My dad's probably had a bloody hard day

But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away

And the procession of cars stuck behind

are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.



An' we're holdin up the bypass

oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

oh woah



Sittin on the toolbox

oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school



Oh no...



And we pull over to let cars past

And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass

And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger

Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger



And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets

And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus

Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas



And We're holdin up the bypass

oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

oh woah



Sittin on the toolbox

oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school



And we're holdin up the bypass

oh oh



Me and my dad havin a top laugh

oh woah



I'm sittin on the toolbox

oh oh



And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss

So glad I'm not in school



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Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round



And we're holdin' up the bypass

woah



Me and my dad havin a top laugh

oh woah



And I'm sittin on the toolbox

oh



And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss

So glad I'm not in school



Aw, said



I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his



Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.