Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin,
'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Sittin on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holdin up the bypass
Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Sittin on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee.
Drives me round in his JCB.