Each Memory 

And Put It In Hardback For People To Buy 

The Critics Would Laugh, Yeah They'd Call 

It Ridiculous 

And Sit Around Waiting For Porky To Fly 



The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction 

And I Must Believe What I See 

But The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction To Me 



If They Made A Film Of The Book Of The Memory 

With Bobby De Niro And Demi De Moore 

You'd Sit In Your Seat With Your Popcorn 

And Chocolate 

And Wonder Aloud At The Point Of It All 



The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction 

And I Must Believe What I See 

But The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction To Me 



If It Can Happen It Will Happen It Has 

Happened Already 

If You Don't Understand, No Reason And 

No Rhyme 

Don't Ask Why 



If Someone Had Told You You'd Be Where 

You Are Today 

You'd Of Thought They Were Crazy And Laughed 

In Their Face 

And I Never Thought I Would Long For The 

Memory 

I Never Thought I Would Get To This Place 



But 

The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction 

And I Must Believe What I See 

But The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction To Me 

The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction To Me