Wherever we go bluebirds sing
And the flowers bloom
And the grass gets green
It’s a curious thing
But it’s just our thing
Wherever we go, the bees behave
In the treetops, squirrels smile and wave
It’s a curious thing
And it’s humbling
Wherever we go, little glow-worms glow 
Little road-runners run ahead
Gonna tell their friends 
Little mice, little men 
Get ‘em all excited
All invited
(Chorus)
Hands up
Holler back here 
Let’s throw this party in gear
We brought the welcome mat
Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at
Hands up
Holler back now 
We don’t claim any known-how
We’re giving God all that
Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at
Wherever we go, the dumb get wise
And the crime rates drop
And the markets rise
It’s a curious thing
But it’s just our thing
Bullies make nice, crooks repent
In the ozone layer shows improvement
It’s a curious thing
And it’s humbling
Wherever we’re lead 
All the Living Dead
Wanna leave their Zombie Mob
It’s a touching scene when they all come clean 
God help us, we just love our job