Am I sad

Not sad enough really 

Am I mad 

Not mad enough clearly 

Am I 

Complacent 

Completely 

Lacking in sincerity 

Yes indeed I am

Am I tough 

Not tough enough really 

Am I rough 

Not rough enough nearly 

Am I lying here 

On the ground 

Watching you get pushed around 

Yes indeed I am 

Really 

I don't know why 

I'm such a wimp 

I realize 

I'm just your pimp 

But what can I do 

What can I do 



Am I small 

Not small enough really 

I feel lame and cirumspect 

I feel your pain and yet 

I feel sympathy 

Empathy 

It's just that I'm super busy right now 

Really 



I don't know why 

I'm such a shit 

I realize

This doesn't help a bit 

But what can I do 

What can I do 



Am I bad 

Not bad enough really 

I feel angry and upset 

I could write you a small check 

Look I wish you luck 

And here's you're buck 

It's just that I'm a yuppie fuck 

Yes indeed I am 

Really