It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie!
And she always gets a treat
So you wonder what your part is
'Cause you're homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home's in your chest!

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got villains they must face
They're not as cool as mine
But folks, you know it's fine
To know your place

Everyone's a hero in their own way
In their own (not that heroic) way

So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
(Yeah, we totally had sex)
She showed me there's so many
Different muscles I can flex

There's the deltoids of compassion
There's the abs of being kind

It's not enough to bash in heads
You've got to bash in minds

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got something they can do

Get up, go out and fly
Especially that guy
He smells like poo

Everyone's a hero in their own way
You and you and mostly me and you

I'm poverty's new sheriff
And I'm bashing in the slums
A hero doesn't care if you're
A bunch of scary alcoholic bums

EVERYBODY!
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Don't worry if it's hard
If you're not a friggin' 'tard
You will prevail!

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's a hero in their --