You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense
You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense

What a long haul it's been
My old and trusted friend
Don't think I'm being mean
Just can't find a gift to send

You didn't portray a sign
Not a tremble of the limb
In life were all duffels chum
Of all wisdom this is the sum

You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
No, you can't fool me Dennis

You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense
You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense

Remember those barmy days
Through a rose-tinted haze
Pal, you weren't a cypher
Pal, you were a man!
All the students drove a van

Well, it always pays to be brave
From the cradle to the grave
When the cat be friended the mouse
There wasn't a dry eye in the house

You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis

You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
No, you can't fool me Dennis

I know there's something a miss
You can't fool me Dennis
Knock me in a cocked hat
You always played with a straight bat

I know, I know, I know, I know...