Bob's got
He's got a new fresh cut.
Fresh cut, new attitude.
Hope he knows,
He knows he can't cut,
He can't cut those white trash grooves off

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Since the short-long's...

Since the,
Short-long's,
since the short long has gone away.

Ever since you showed up at work today,
I've got to say your world has changed,
Shorter in the back, and it's longer on top.
Chopped and channeled,
Fuzzy dice, chain steering wheel,
Woofer, tweeter, neuteral
Drop drop drop drop
It's come to a stop,
Shorter in the back, and it's longer on top.
On top...YEAH!!!

Since the,
Short-long's,
since the short long has gone away.
There's no,
New lights.
There's no new lights on your TA.
Since the,
Short-long's,
since the short long has gone away.
There's no,
New lights.
There's no new lights on your TA,
Whoa-oh-oh, etc.

*horns*

Shorter in the back, and it's longer on top,
Shorter in the back, and it's longer on top.

*weird noises*

*horns*

Yeah, yeah, yeah, GO, GO!!!

You used to have the biggest short-long in the 'hood,
On me it looked silly, on you it looked good.
On me it looked silly, on you it looked good.
You're gonna lose your job on the carnival ride,
It's not just hair, it's a matter of pride.
It's not just hair, it's a matter of pride.
You're gonna lose your job on the carnival ride,
Ride, ride....

Since the,
Short-long's,
since the short long has gone away.
There's no,
New lights.
There's no new lights on your TA.
Since the,
Short-long's,
since the short long has gone away.
There's no,
New lights.
There's no new lights on your TA,
Whoa-oh-oh, etc.

*horns*