May this lovely letter 

reach its destination 

if only 

Question one is why do you 

pretend that you like me? 

Oh Phoney 

See how the outside 

contradicts what's inside 

oooooh ooh 



Who can make Hitler 

seem like a bus conductor? 

You do, oh Phoney you do 



You sing a lovely song to a scale 

and the words spell out my name 

Oh Phoney 

but then you kick me down below 

cause you know it won't show 

how could you? 



See how the outside 

contradicts what's inside 

oooooh ooh 



Who can make Hitler 

seem like a bus conductor? 



you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do 

you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do 

you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do