Your heads is in the water and your feet are in a jam

You f**ked my wife and your is life in my f**kin' hands

Gonna turn you blue - pull you up to get some air

Take you to my barn - got lots of things in there

Turnin' on the table saw and clampin' down your balls

You're puking and a screamin' but that isn't all



I am the reaper - the host of the games

The maggot - the scumbag - the master of pain

I am the reaper - the host of the games

The hammer - the shitball - the preacher of shame



The fryer's up on high over there in the kitchen

If I chopped you up and dropped you in you'd probably 

taste like chicken

My dog is really friendly when he chases the stick

But sometimes he's prone to chewin' on some dick



I am the reaper - the host of the games

The maggot - the scumbag - the master of pain

I am the reaper - the host of the games

The hammer - the shitball - the preacher of shame