And it probably works to the better

That you're there and I'm over here

Continentalistical prophilaxis

Courtesy of the great divide


History repeats itself

Fast forward through tragedy

'Cause farce is waiting there for us

with open arms and guarantees

of such ridiculosity

to make eyes roll and bowties spin

We're the last to see


Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey-oo


And it doesn't seem to get any better

little action loads of talk

time to step up to the plate and take your haggis like a man


Itself repeats history

Fast forward through tragedy

'Cause farce is waiting there for us

with open arms and guarantees

of such ridiculosity

and dignities in full retreat

We head up the ??


What the harm in stumbling

blessed with two left feet

and as the cookie's crumbling

it never tastes so sweet




Aoooooo


Pursuits of happiness

Mortal embarassments

History repeats itself

A man in decline


Will it ever or never get better?

Will it ever or never get better?


Can I tickle your ass with a feather? 

Can we make up and make up forever? 

Will it ever or never or ever or never 

or ever never ever or never get better?