Tidy bowl,
Fills my soul;
Just trying to pinch a loaf.
Help me up;
Help me out,
I'm stuck on the commode.

Out of the Blue;
The Blue, blue water;
Of the bowl.
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue.

Spare a square;
Life ain't fair;
I got no paper for to wipe.
Smells funky;
I do the monkey;
And fling my poo all night

Out of the Blue;
The Blue, blue water;
Of the bowl.
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue.