Pull down the curtain it's automatic
She don't want nothin' unless she can have it
She never asks questions like 'What do you mean?'
I got a Korean Kissin' Machine

I got a Korean Kissin' Machine
I got a Korean Kissin'...

Van Gogh had Theo to keep him alive
She sends me letters that never arrive
What better sight than a sight left unseen?
What do you want from me kissin' machine?

I got a Korean Kissin' Machine
I got a Korean Kissin'...