I'm waiting for the end of days
 I think I'm good but I just might stay
 But I'm too wasted to care
 And if I go well fair is fair
 
I'm headed for a relapse
 
I'm waiting for the apocalypse in 2012
 But I'm so wasted
 I'll see you all in hell
 
I relapse you laugh
 I feel it coming
 A total collapse
 
Well surgeons cut to heel you
 Axe murders cut to kill you
 But you just fucking bore me
 
I relapse you laugh
 I feel it coming
 A total collapse
 
I just bitch and moan about all my groans
 
I'm headed for a relapse
 
Well I love life to death
 But I also love crystal meth
 But those two don't usually get along
 And a lot of people think that's wrong
 
I relapse you laugh
 I feel it coming
 A total collapse