Not even close to magic and a failure can't be a star
Take a piece of madness and a bit of mystique
Pinegals are hard to find,
Can you believe it? 
Do you wanna believe in nerds?
The decision is easy, just follow the yellow bird..

Take it or leave it, the chicken way is here to stay
You better believe it, so watch out for Audeen today..

Try to chew a rat nut, break a leg and smile
Wanna be a looser and wanna be odd
Business men don't care too much