Mr. Clean tell me is that really you, I wonder what you've done
To become so big and dumb
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean, yeah
When I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt I gave it to a guy
Who is cruel to everyone he meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up but that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you where nice, yeah

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend.