Watch out!

He's always up to something

Cause he's so devious

And he's so cynical


And it makes me laugh

He's trying so hard to pretend

Acting oh so original

When he's simply following the trends


The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down


He's always saying that he's oh so right

And won't admit when he's wrong

But if I get him on his own tonight 

I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along


Too much

Sitting in the window

Sipping up your coffee

And advertising yourself


And it makes me laugh

He's trying so hard to deceive

Acting cool and cocky

When there's clearly something up your sleeve


The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down

The book that you read, it is upside down


He's always saying that he's oh so right

And won't admit when he's wrong

But if I get him on his own tonight 

I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along


Oh it's such a treacherous thing

Little boy laugh and the little boys sing

No when they come-a-calling

You cant can't help falling over, no you cant help falling down


It's evidential that you've not been taught

Oh, you just can't see

That respect is always earnt not bought

So we all bow down to this weeks class clown at the showroom

Yeah, at the showroom