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Liquorland is a real nice place

Now you might wanna visit but you don't wanna stay

'Cuz if you stay the alcohol might take you under

And champagne dreams ... ?



Pass the gin and tonic I'm a straight up alchoholic

'Cuz I drink a lot of beer and yo I smoke a lot of chronic

Now I drink the Old English while my speech is slurred

And I drink the Everclear but my vision's still blurred

I try to find religion started drinking St. Ides

And I took a night train 'cuz I needed a ride

I try to get molenko? gave my girl Spanish Fly

But now I chill with Captain Morgan and a pack of Colt 45

I got a pet King Cobra and a pet Mad Dog

Budweiser taste like water so I killed the tree frog

And I'm chillin' always jokin', sippin' rum and coke an'

And if I ain't drinkin' then you best believe I'm smokin'

I'm only 23 but yo I'll never ever grow up

And I'm that crazy ass rapper drinkin' liquor 'til I throw up

On the floor then go to the store and get some more

A 40 couldn't do it so I got a 64

So I got a little bent and I hopped up in the Nova

But the police pulled me over and said "Brother, is you sober?"

I looked him in the eye with a hand on my drink

let out a fat burp and said "Man, what you think?"

The cop tried to make a brother walk in a line

So I threw him on the floor and I walked on his spine

Then I kicked him in the chest and I dipped up in the car car

Put the pedal to the medal I drink more vodka then a rock star

Liquor got me feel like I'm 'bout to explode

And I'm switchin' four lanes on a one lane road

[Yeah I tried to quit liquor a while back

But my mother always told me "Quitters are losers"

And I ain't no loser]



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And I'm highly educated, quite sophisticated

Never been incarcerated still I stay intoxicated

And now I know the reason why I act this way

Sippin' alize on the way to AA

And if I can't find a liquor then I won't be disappointed

I'll just smoke a coupla spliffs and act like I'm double jointed

I'm an Absolut menace when I'm sippin on a Smirnoff

Put up like Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear off

I drink to remember and I drink to forget

I curse worse than a sailor with a case of Tourrets

I spend a lot of time with Jim Beam and Jacky Daniels

And piss on more streets than Pit Bulls on Cocker Spaniels

Catch me sippin' on a liquor thats harder than a lead pipe

I'm proud to be Jamaican so I'm sippin crazy Red Stripe

Looking for Mighty Casey? Well I ain't hard to reach

I'm with a sexy Margarita havin' Sex on the Beach

On the road doin' 50 sippin 151

And when I ran out of gas I start run and I run

I hit the bar wreck like the witness in a car chase

And take more shots than Pacino did in Scarface

And before the night's over I have a couple more drinks

I got knocked out in 90 seconds like that brother Leon Spinks

[Haha know what I'm sayin'? I'm a winner right here and I won

Know where I'm goin? I'm going to Liquorland