Come inside the funhouse

We're gonna have a ball

It aint like no other place

You've ever been at all

Killer clowns with shiny steel waiting for you there

A demon barber straight from hell

To cut more then your hair

Roll up roll up roll up

For the funhouse now.



don't listen to your daddy

We could have some fun

The walls are nice and sticky

They've never seen the sun

Plenty of surprises to make you jump and scream

A fucked up circus nightmare

It's the only way to dream

Roll up roll up roll up

For the funhouse now



(chorus)

You know you want to

You know you have to

You know you cant resist the mutant bouncer on the door

Knows your names on the list

You know you really have to

You gotta get inside

Even though you really know it could be suicide



All the floors are moving

Pulling towards the spikes

That will hold you here forever

While we do what we like

You can jump and wriggle

But you cant go nowhere

Now your part of the attraction

You can do your share

Roll up roll up roll up

For the funhouse now



Are doors are always open

They only go one way

Step a little closer

And you'll never get away

Wont you come and join us

It could be a gas

Step over the thresh hold

Kiss goodbye to your ass

Roll up rollup roll up for the funhouse now