Hey baby take a look outside
You'll see I parked my car there
It may be on double yellow lines
But I'm so bad,I just don't care

Even if I get a ticket
I'll tell the warden where to stick it

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Because I'm just so bad, and just so mad
You could use a guy like me
Baby come back, and hang in my pad
And I'm sure I could make you see
That baby, I'm your man

Hey baby, let's go downtown
And see what can be found
And I won't put my wrappers in the bin
I'll drop them on the ground

And if I'm told to pick them up
I might just drop a plastic cup

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I'm too cool
Too cool for school
Too cool for rules
Too cool for fools
I'm so cool
I don't need school
I don't need rules
But baby baby, I need yooooooooooou

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Baby, I am your.....man