There's nothing to complain about

You are so useless when you're high

There's a big gap in your front teeth

You only look good when you're high



Whatever those girls at school did say

Don't believe them

They're just jealous of your awkward ways

Brush right past them in the hall



Already settled it and this time I'll handle it AND

Bring them out back to me and I'll use the whipping tree



Is that the new style at school

I like to see you keeping up

I swear it gets better now

They'll never see you getting by



Whatever those girls at school did say

Don't believe them

They're just jealous of your awkward ways

Stab them right between the heart

You look so much better now



Already settled it and this time I'll handle it AND

Bring them out back to me and I'll use the whipping tree