I used to be such a sweet sweet thing
Til they got hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladys
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting
Shot down
And I'm feeling mean

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No more mister nice guy
No more mister clean
No more mister nice guy
They say he's sick he's obscene

I got no...

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My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
My mom's been throwing out of the society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose the reverend smith
He recognized me and punched me in the nose

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