[Ego Trip's "Book of Rap Lists"; p. 249] 



Aiyyo, a lotta people been tryin to direspect 

Boogie Down Productions lately; I ain't widdit 

KRS-One, Scott LaRock, D-Nice, those are homeboys knahmsayin? 

My name is MC Mitchski 

and they call me, 'The Rapping Comedian' 

And just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Bridge.. 

Somethin happened 



[Verse One] 

MC Shan, your rhymes are through 

"South Bronx" told you what to do 

But it's {Brooklyn}'s turn, for us to burn 

and earn and teach while you sit and learn 

Now I don't come, to scream and shout 

but to let you know what I'm talkin about 

You can't come off so don't even try 

But let me tell you the reasons why 



[Chorus: MC Mitchski and samples] 



(Brooklyn).. blew up, "The Bridge!" 

"South Bronx".. helped us out 

(Brooklyn).. blew up, "The Bridge!" 

"South Bronx".. helped us out 



[scratch x4] "Now that's what's happening!" 



[Verse Two] 

MC Shan, you're not good lookin 

If I'm correct, you lived in Brooklyn 

Ran upstairs before it got dark 

You used to play ball in Albany Park 

You moved to Queens, what does that mean? 

You still wearin Pumas and faded old jeans 

You're down with Magic and the whole Juice Crew 

but the only one they're juicin homeboy is you 

You got a lot of records, I'm not impressed 

Show me some dollars, let me see you dress 

Let me ask a question, tell me how come 

everytime you're on stage you look like a bum 

I gotta let out, all my frustration 

You don't even have a complete education 

Come on stage, actin all fly 

But let me give you another reason why 



[Chorus] 



[scratch x3] "Louder!" 



[Verse Three] 

MC Shan, don't you know 

I was at Union Square when you had a show 

My homeboys said, "Yo he looks skinny" 

A girlie said, "He would look good in a mini-skirt" 

The brother didn't have on a shirt 

Just a red and white Adidas jacket all full of dirt 

He walked on stage like he was Casanova 

When he said, "The Bridge" 

They said, "The Bridge is Over" 

When you hear this, don't get all wild 

cause to me MC means you're My Child 

If you wanna battle me, you must be dumb 

cause you can't even hang, with KRS-One! 



[Chorus] 



Oooh, this jam is fly.. [x2] 

Word.. 



[Verse Four] 

MC Shan, your rhymes are through 

"South Bronx" told you what to do 

But it's {Brooklyn}'s turn, for us to burn 

and earn and teach while you sit and learn 

Now I don't come, to scream and shout 

but to let you know what I'm talkin about 

You can't come off so don't even try 

But let me give you the reasons why 



[Chorus] 



[MC Mitchski] 

In the place to be, MC Mitchski 

The Rappin Comedian 

And on his side, your Mellow Chief rockin the beat (??) radio 

And on the wheels of steel we got, DJ (??) 

Kickin it live in eighty-seven (you know it!)