MC Lars

MC Lars - O.g. Original Gamer songtekst

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OG Original Gamer
Sad as "Face of a Stranger" 

Lars:
Dad found me on the steps of the video arcade
Oprhan baby in a basket, seven pounds is all I weighed
And before I learned to walk well I'd mastered Donkey 
Kong
Q*bert, Final Fight, Master Blaster, and Pong
Blindfolded - okay yeah I know it sounds adorable
But dollars signs in pop's eyes grew creepy and 
deplorable
He said

Frontalot:
Play by the noises, follow the ding boing...

Lars: But I can walk the dog and do my homework? "no 
you're not allowed"

Frontalot:
First, collect coins!

Kid, didn't I find you with a controller in hand?
Now why do you got to go and bring shame to your old 
man?
Same to your old fans; you were a child prodigy
up on a milk crate at the cabinet, making cottage 
cheese
out of anybody'd put a quarter on screen.
My pride in you, extended like the limbs of Dhalsim.
All green money motives must a back seat take!
Put the textbooks down, I'm trying to make you great

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Lars: Locked in the attic pops trained me from my crib 
to the stroller
I messed up he'd beat me senseless with the NES 
controller

Front: Kid listen I promise, it's for your own good.
Wits that you've shown: should you level up? It's 
understood!

Lars: I hadn't seen the sun since '98 like Sega Saturn
I've been learning ten-hit combos and the speed run 
patterns

Under your mattress there had better be some cartridges 
hid.

Lars: Up up down down left right left right B A - mad 
scary
It's like Clockwork Orange meets Ray Bradbury

Front: It's unnecessary to struggle; you're fated to 
win,
but till you beat Bowser, you stay strapped in.

Lars: I want to live a fun life, I've only seen the sun 
twice
I want want real friends dad, Nintendogs won't suffice

Front: Why do you ask for nothing when the world could 
be yours.
Flesh-and-blood fun's fleeting. Seek eternal high 
scores.

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Lars: I want to go to school and clean my room
I don't want to sit here playing Doom
3 Can't you see I need to go out and play yo
Real sports like baseball, I'm sick of Halo

Front: Then you're sick of the meaning of life -- at 
your age!
Better try a little harder, you want to clear that 
stage
and step into the middle of an existence examined.
Do it, or you're grounded: make you play backgammon.

Lars: Here's a list of things that I'd rather do
than sitting home playing Super Smash Brothers with you
Eat peas, do the dishes, walk the dog, mow the lawn
Take your Wii and shove it, I'm off pops, I'm gone.. 
Peace!

Front: Don't Joust with me kid, I'll go Berzerk.
After all of your talent, all of my hard work,
all the winnings that you earn, your celebrity too,
You want to put us on the streets, like the TV movies 
do!

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