I attacked and took over two countries
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the treasury
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in 
history
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for 
most days on vacation by any president in US history
I made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable 
of any in US history
I have created the largest government department of 
beurocracy in the history of the United States
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget 
history
I withdrew from the world court of law
I am the all-time US and world record holder for the most 
corporate campaign donations
I've removed more freedoms from Americans than any other 
president in the US history

I cant speak that well, and I am a Christian 
fundamentalist prick
I cant speak that well, and I am a Christian 
fundamentalist prick
I cant speak that well, and I am a Christian 
fundamentalist prick
I cant speak that well, and I am a Christian 
fundamentalist prick