[MC Lars:]

Yo YTCracker, I got hot this beat from Doc Pop. He sent 

it to me via YouSendIt, you know what I'm saying? 

Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something?



[YTCracker:]

wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria

raiding up the mini bar and pouring a

mixed drink, so i get down and think

and write a little rhyme for my people and (blink)

like a mage straight up from the brain to the page

filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage

secure server beating them off like a pervert

a wordburglar (not from canada)

i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved

and I'll make like a tree and leave

best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege

just like a tank in/out, then flee

speaking of starcraft, I'm like raynor

but I've never been a vulture, just a savior

locke like Lost, teched up like protoss

and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss)

supervisor ain't none wiser

make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser

ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude

but i won't hesitate to eat you like food

Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues

like frontalot, sought the treasure and spewed

fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals

(lars and i we hungry like hannibal)

all got the smarts to make it go dark

eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark

planets align when we spitting our rhymes

and it's evident we did it more that just a few times

graduate nerd life (grammy candidates)

anybody step to us and (we ain't having it)

gigantic robots dg ep

no one hit wonders (lars and yt)



doc pop on the beat



[Lars:] DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back