MC Chris

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[mc chris peeing and groaning]

Ahh-ha-ha-ha! Aww yeah

Man... I like drank too much liquid

I drank like... like a lot like a lot of liquid!



[Chorus]

Smokin and drinkin and smokin and drinkin [x2]

What wha-wha-what wha-wha-what were we thinkin

Smokin and drinkin and smokin and drinkin!



[mc chris]

I don't smoke blunts cause I'm frugal with my dookie

I hach a loogie, spit it out then hit the hoochies

I'm on bud like Hux' comma Rudy

It's my duty to get loopy on the Buddha like it's bootie

I smoke fields, I cold cock crops

I smoke peels, smoke Robe' cough drops

Smoke if it's green, I smoke Monopoly homes

It spices up my life, when the monotony drones

I smoke bags, smoke bails, smoke 'til I see trails

Only time I put it down is when I see a female

Just a minor detail that'll usually pass

I'll hit that ass, hit that glass packed tight with the grass

I smoke Greedo, I smoke Kermit

I smoke the weed 'til it makes me vermit

I - vote third party that's code for get high

Now c'mon, pass the Yoshi to the left hand side

Smokey doesn't like me cause I burn up his trees

I smoke more sesame seeds than I was Mayor McCheese

I'm just a cancer ridden mc seekin pain relief

Pass the marijuana - hit it, hold in, release!!



[Chorus]



[mc chris]

I'll scrape your bong steal roaches from your ashtray

I'll rent +Nice Dreams+, I'll rent +Half Baked+

I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes because they taste great

Only leads to catnaps, doesn't lead to date rape

Light the incense, turn on the blacklight

Steady stressin let's get stoned like stalactites

Break it out, break it up, pack it in the bagpipe

Get on the PC and play a little Half-Life

I hit the apple and I ended up at Applebee's

I went to Wendy's, went to Denny's, went to Mickey D's

I went to Crystal, went to Castle, went to where I pleased

Ate more meat and cheese than Mr. Dom DeLouise

I slept all day and I got nothin accomplished

Just bein honest, I got paranoid and nauseous

I get obnoxious, it's not comin at a constant

It's a pipe, not a pulpit, pass it on or get accosted



[Chorus]



[mc chris peeing and groaning]

Maaan I've been

I've been peein the whole song man

Man I do hope it stops at some point

Oh-ho-ho thank God [starts again]

Aww no!  Nooo man nooo make it end!

Make it end! (Chris!) What?

(Chris!) What?

(Chris you know this song's about weed man)

I'm takin a pee!
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