MC Chris
MC Chris - The Masturbation Song songtekst
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We were hoodlums, just some Muslims, in the year of '88 Me and my buddy Brian were way under age I was a shifty little mister just watch me drift between the cliques No one had me like my family it was kinda the pits So I take it out on others anyone beneath my status Making fun of making of? made me think I was a badass Wasn't even a nerd, I'd sit with Bri and his boys I felt kinda included I was so overjoyed No one liked me and I know junior high was a mess So I played king's quest where you go and you fence Playground was a place where I should have got punched But I never learned my lesson cause no one noticed me much. Cept Brian he was funny and we shared every class Can't explain it just somehow I knew that it wouldn't last Had me over Friday night to watch porn at his dad's That's when he called me out for jerkin' off in my sleepin' bag. My freshmen year at Brainnerd and I was better off dead Everybody knew even that nerd named Kramer He'd made fun of me in the locker room I couldn't be lamer Do you jerk off do you beat off? yo, that's all I ever heard If you can't control your penis maybe you should go to church So let's persecute the perv, make him think he acts alone Like they're not all running home to grab onto their bone But they convinced me I was stupid, so I'd do it with guilt That's how I was raised, and what the catholic church dealt My behavior was a bum, I wish I knew it was a blessin Couldn't keep myself from messin, never considered confessing Just kept it on the low, while the lunchroom laughed But at my expense, I had no friends, I felt trapped But I guess I had it coming after how I behaved Let that be a lesson, one I'll take to my grave