Go robot, it's your birthday
Go robot, it's your birthday

You're one year older, one year wiser
Rock 'n' Roll star, King Czar and a kaiser

A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great

You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the P-I-E

But first blow out the candles and make a wish
Put a smile on, 'cause it's your birthday, bitch!

Go robot, it's your birthday
Go robot, it's your birthday

Seriously, what a bunch of a**holes, it's not even by birthday.