She was just a baby
17 ain't quite a lady
You know she drives me crazy
And I wish I never met her at all

Me and my crew in a passenger van
Through wonderland with a mic in my hand
Got the ladies on lock like Azkaban
But I'm lookin for more than just a hardcore fan
Jail baits in the house tonight
Young girls gettin galvanized
I would make a move but I'm not the type
And I wish I never met her at all
I don't mess with mosquitoes bites
Mc chris bring the beat to life
She in the front givin me the eye
I look away cause I'm kinda shy
Stood in line for too long of a time
Just to say hi to a hell of a guy
You hold me close and you tell me to smile
And I wish I never met her at all

She was just a baby
17 ain't quite a lady
You know she drives me crazy
And I wish I never met her at all
[x2]

Months later and it's back to life
No one knows me and it's kinda nice
Going through pics for the mc site
I see your face and it hits me right
Up night staring at your gif
I don't think I can handle this
You cold bitch slap the chris
And I wish I never met her at all
We wanna run whenever I type
For my life like entertainment tonight
Got more realin it's a feelin that I'm tryin to fight
And I do a good job until one faithful night
It's Christmas Eve and I'm hangin the lights
Comment on my blog say I'm outta my mind
But the ringer made me laugh now I'm dyin inside
And I wish I never met her at all

She was just a baby
17 ain't quite a lady
You know she drives me crazy
And I wish I never met her at all
[x2]

We start chattin on the AIM
Souinds dirty that's the way I am
I tell myself that we're just friends
And I wish I never met her at all
Prominent place on my myspace eight
Look at your pictures on your myspace page
Cute blue cut with bohemian bangs
And about a hundred freckles all over your face
OBG if you know what I mean
I see em both kissin on New Year's Eve
I make believe that it's not meant to be
I can't help it she my density
I start the pace and I make a mistake
Start flirtin in a casual way
Like maybe some day we'll end up engaged
Fly her into Paris while I'm takin the stage
Travel the world like Bill Gates and his wife
Fixin every bodies problems like we're beings of light
We'll nestle up together start namin the tykes
And I wish I never met her at all