[G.S.P.N Female Anchor] 

Welcome to G.S.P.N. I'm your host Gena G-String 

And this is Sportscenter version Thug.1 

Topping our broadcast is the stunning upset victory 

By the underestimated rapper Max Minelli 

Over player-haters and bitch-ass niggaz 

In the rap game.For more highlights 

Let's go to the man himself 

Broadcasting live, from the game 



[Verse One] 

First and Ten, I be pimpin' my pen 

I'm a Pro Bowl pick before the season begin 

I been favored to win, nigga place ya gamble 

Ten grand in the pocket, now watch me scramble 

I'ma be the first die when it kick off 

Police want the corner back, lookin' for the pickoff 

Tryin'a pick a vic off, but I ain't never skurd 

They call me Max Clemons, I'm pitchin' them bitches curves 

I'm out'chere in the bottom of the third tryin' ta fastball 

Colder than a hockey puck, skate clean past y'all 

That's why 'ere still be a few niggaz that hatin' 

Keep a .45 on me, call that a safety 

Got two bad knees, but I'm used to playin' with pain 

My nigga Loc touch down, that's the play of the game 

When it's fourth and long with one tick on the clock 

Bitch I'm the go-to man, nigga can't be stopped 



[Chorus] 

I came to play, I'm playin' to win 

Now let the games begin, It's on now 

Everything happen in my hood be a highlight 

Hustlin' is a highlight, thuggin' is a highlight 

Halftime 

I'm deep in the game, I'm playin to win 

My nigga fourth and ten, It's on now 

Everything happen in my hood be a highlight 

Beefin' is a highlight, keepin' niggaz' mind right 

Full court 



[Verse Two] 

I can't be short stopped, I stay on top of my block 

Fiends keep runnin' back hollin' pass me the rock 

My lil' partner in the zone, slangin' D by the Fence 

Niggaz comin' through for the sack, tryin' ta get blitzed 

Last time he caught a charge man his life was a mess 

Had him in the Full Court, TV cameras and Press 

Heart pumpin' Powerade, I'm a straight up menace 

Causin' racket, and them hos just love my tenni's 

Brushin' dirt off of my soulja pads 

Muggin' like a face mask 

Bustin' 'em up, I'm undisputed every weight class 

Put up a hundred 

I damn near punted 

When the dirty feds had my main man double covered 

Fuck Sony 

They phony 'till they, come with a budget 

I'ma be with this Indy tryin' ta move 500 

This game, I love it, I'm on, I'm goin' hard 

Like I'm playin' in the dome wit a broke arm 

Thugged out 



[Chorus] 

I came to play, I'm playin' to win 

Now let the games begin, It's on now 

Everything happen in my hood be a highlight 

Hustlin' is a highlight, thuggin' is a highlight 

Halftime 



[G.S.P.N. Male Anchor] 

What an incredible play-by-play illustration 

By our innnn the game correspondent Max Minelli 

Now we're gonna finish off our broadcast with 

our Champion Top Ten play of the week 

Starting now . . 



[Verse Three] 

Number 10 

I keep my broads in a Dime not a Nickel 

They can post up and make they booty double-dribble 



Number 9 

The beef quick niggaz kin ta me 

We'll put'cha on the bench with an injury 



Number 8 

My nigga in the whip gettin' "O" 

We put together a drive and come back with a sco'e 



Number 7 

I'm dope, that's what I wrote an' I spoke 

Get a quote, I got the game up against the ropes 



Number 6 

I holla rep ya hood to deaf 

Throw up ya flag like a ref and employ yaself 



Number 5 

Rappers look like they shook 

Tryin' ta steal a page outta Max Pain Playbook 



Number 4 

If she ride with me, she a stallion 

I'm in her ear, runnin' game like a marathon 



Number 3 

Run it in four flat with forty on the track 

Ain't no negotiation, no salary cap 



Number 2 

My nigga H P set me a pick 

And clear the lane for me, I ain't never shoot no bricks 



And Number 1 

Max ain't hard, I think not, y'all funny 

I'm beatin' the buzzer with a bankshot, all money 

Nigga 



[Clips from NCAA/Professional game announcers] 

One shot, at the buzzer...Got it!!!! Ding ding ding ding ding! 

Sometimes those prayers are answered 

That kid is unbelievable . . .