Touch me when you're everybody's friend
you work your cheekbones
look like it's the end
'what people throw up is heaven sent'
that's what you say
it's how you pay the rent

when you're everybody's friend
everybody's friend

Saw you standing with a white crow
and a pretty woman who's not afraid to show
words that came out of your swollen head
came with a hit from a hand all flat

when you're everybody's friend
everybody's friend

Things won't get cheaper
oh no no no
and I hope this won't offend
but you still need to
respect the reaper

but you're everybody's friend
everybody's friend
everybody's friend
when you're everybody's friend