I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 You're the nugget in my ChickenMc
 The peanuts in my butter
 Adding fiber to our diets
 Beneficial for each other
 You're a piece of dental floss and I am the teeth
 You're Aretha Franklin, I'm r-e-s-p-e-c-t
 You're baby giraffe and I'm and a safety ranger
 You're the father and ghost, I'm baby Jesus in the manger
 Our love spans 40 acres, filled with apple trees
 You're Thanksgiving, I'm the turkey
 You're Akeelah, I'm the bee
 You're a guitar, I'm the strings like a Jet ski in the water
 You're New York, I'm the buildings
 You're my mother, I'm your father
 And I think you're swell.
 
I think you're swell
 I think you're swell.
 
If you're Bobby I'll be Whitney
 If you're Method I'll be Redman
 If you're Carrie I'm Samantha
 If you're Oprah I'll be Stedman.
 If you're Leia I'm Han Solo
 If you're Warbuks I'll be Annie
 If you're puff the magic dragon I'll be Peter, Paul, and Mary.
 I love you like a Cops marathon on TV,
 I love you more than the original star wars trilogy
 I am the walrus, you are the goo goo gajoo
 I'm a whole lot of nothing, you are the much ado
 And if we ever go jogging I'll be your antiperspirant
 And I think you're swell.
 
I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 
And everyday when you're walking down the street
 Is like every other day because you're constantly walking down the street
 And everyday I'm only thinking about you
 And a bunch of other important things, but primarily you
 And that's true
 ‘Cuz I think you're swell
 
I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 I think you're swell
 
I'll be the Jagger to your Richards
 The Bruce Willis to your Die Hard
 (The Kirk to your Picard in the Victorious Soundtrack version)
 If you're a molten lava room I'll be the one inept guard
 You're the tofu to my hippie the words in my dictionary
 If you're sporty and ginger I'll be baby posh and scary
 We go together like pastrami on rye
 Like watching titanic and trying not to cry
 You're in my mind like a song
 You're in my head like a zombie
 You're more fun than Frisbee in the park
 Or popping edamame.
 We go together like a parade and confetti
 And later if you're hungry I'll make you some spaghetti
 And I think you're swell
 
I think you're swell
 I think you're swell