My Funny Valentine,

Sweet comic valentine -

You make me smile, with my heart.



Your looks are laughable

Un-photagraphable

Yet you'r my fav'rite work of art.



Is your figure, less than greek

Is your mouth,  a little weak?

When you open it to speak, 

are you smart?



But don't change a hair for me,

Not if you care for me -

Stay little Valentine, stay

Each Day is Valentine's Day.



(musical interlude)



Is your figure, less than greek

Is your mouth,  a little weak?

When you open it to speak, 

are you smart?



Don't baby don't change a hair for me,

Not if you care for me -

Stay little Valentine, stay

Each Day is Valentine's Day.