Me and Billy standing there with a silver half-a-crown.
Hands all full of fishing rod and the tackle on our back,
we just stood there getting wet with our backs against the fence.

Oh, the water! Oh, the water! Oh, the water!
I hope it don't rain all day.

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And it stoned me to my soul.
Stoned me just like jelly roll,
and it stoned me.
Yes, it stoned me to my soul.
Stoned me just going home,
and it stoned me.

Then the rain let up and the sun came up and we were gettin' dry.
Almost glad a pickup truck nearly passed us by.
So we jumped right in and the driver grinned and he dropped us up the road.
Then we looked at the swim and we jumped right in at the mansion fishing hole.

Oh, the water! Oh, the water! Oh, the water!
Let it run all over me.

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One the way back home we sang a song but our throats were gettin' dry.
Then we saw the man from across the road with the sunshine in his eye.
He lived all alone in his own little home with a great big gallon jar.
There were bottles, too, one for me and you, and he said, "Hey, there you are!"

Oh, the water! Oh, the water! Oh, the water!
I get it myself from the mountain stream.

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Stoned me just going home,
and it stoned me