The ferryman who takes me to my rest
He don't give a damn
Who's cursed or blessed
Anyway I give him all my cash
Unlike some tragic hero
Oh lightning flash followed by a million zeros
I spent the last ten years yeah
Trying to waste
Half an hour 
Every drunk is that VIP
Who only lives inside a roof
Where they're showing you all the love
Make mine a bourbon and coke
I'm not a liar Mr. Ferryman
I always make it home
Though my house is build on sand
They worked alone
I spent the last ten years yeah
Trying to waste half an hour 
So I had that real good time
And then a good talk
I saw the bartenders love
I saw it in a young
Mr Ferryman
Do you party where you're from
Do you know where to go
When the party's all done

I've never been to Hell
But they got my number
I feel I'm squirming inside my shell
Praying for slumber
It must suck Mr. Ferryman
To hear the vanity's talk
About the lies they need
Just to walk the walk
I spent the last ten years yeah
Trying to waste half an hour 
I spent the last ten years yeah
Trying to waste half an hour