I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN PLAIN



Lipstick

A touch of mascara

Hair gel

Like a Hollywood actress



Go to the stylist

A bit of moisturising cream

And some instant beauty make-up

Open the door, we're gonna hit the street

And who cares what they say about us out there



I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain

I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain 



And it's true, that's what we're like

We love dressing up, we're into showing out

We don't care what they say about us

In London, Milan, San Francisco or Paris



And we've come to dance

To laugh and have some fun

After so, so much hard work

You know sometimes women need

A little, just a little, just a little bit of freedom



Plaster on the make-up, like we always used to

It helps to give me rhythm, I'm a real little mover

And if one of my boyfriends tries to stand in my way

I dance with him a while

With some drops of Chanel nº 4

Which always works out cheaper

Who cares what they say about us out there 



I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain

I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain 



And it's true, that's what we're like

We like dressing up, like showing out

We don't care what they say about us

In London, Milan, San Francisco or Paris



And we've come to dance

To laugh and have fun

After so, so much hard work

You know sometimes women need

A little, just a little, just a little bit of freedom



And we've come to dance

To laugh and have fun

After so, so much hard work

You know sometimes women need

A little, just a little, just a little bit of freedom



I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain

I'd rather be dead than plain, than plain, oh so plain