Photographic duchesscousin of the queen

I've been infatuated duchess since I knew you had the queen



It's the way you move in castle grounds

You are the cousin of the queen for christ's sake



Duchess I will like you

And that says a lot for me

I'd like you even better duchess

If she died and you were queen



Regal by appointmentrelation to the queen

I thought you were attractive duchess

But that clinched it all for me



Sometimes you're here at my side

And sometimes you travel in time

I don't believe that wherever you travel

You'd get an assistant like mine