Now I've been here and I've been there

And I've been almost everywhere

There's not a thing I can't repair

Cos I'm Stan, Yes I am, 

The odd job man



I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks

There's not a thing that I cannot fix

Beginners use my concrete mix

I'm Stan yes I am, The odd job man



Well, thats the way to do it

Just be as quick as a flash

Don't hang about

Just in and out

And always ask for cash



Any job that you want done,

Phone me up cos Im the one

Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too

I'll do the job that's right for you



Well, that's the way to do it

Just be as quick as a flash

Don't hang about

Just in and out

And always ask for cash



I've never done the same job twice,

Listen to me take my advice

I'll double the work for half the price

The finished job will look, look nice



I've been around and had some fun

There's not a job that I've not done

No unemployment where I'm from

Jack of all trades, master of none