If I had a dollar for every time she was mad,
I'd buy California, invite my friends and I'd make it my pad,
Let's go!

If I had a peso for every time she said,
Wake up your lazy body and get your ass up outta my bed,
I'd buy a private plane and fly around the world,
Eat at all the best restaurants,
And hang out with her girls,
But I know I'm stuck with you,
And there's nothing I can do,
So I'll take your hand and say…

Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me girl,
I know you wana slam my face but,
Please stay with me girl,

Girl I know it's all my fault,
I'm just a dirtbag,
I hope we can forgive and forget,
So we can go shag,
Coz I know I'm stuck with you,
And there's nothing I can do,
So I'll take your hand and say…

Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me girl,
I know you wana kick my ass but,
Please stay with me girl,
Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me girl,
You're the one with the pretty face so,
Please stay with me girl