I've got a turkey, I've got a turkey, 

I've got a turkey just for you 



I've got a turkey, I've got a turkey 

And I hope you've got a turkey too 



First you cook it then you cut it 

And last of all you have to chew 



I've got a turkey 

I've got a turkey 

I've got a turkey just for you! 



(chomping noises over an amazing guitar solo) 



STEALTH!