Lights, camera, action, scene,

We gonna shoot da video and I am wearin some green,

I'm just waiting for the video camera to roll,

I see a woman walk by about 80 years old,

See da boom operator's he's running outta his stamina,

I'm a walk around and give a pound to da janitor,

I grab a bagel and I'm eating some eggs,

And you can look around the whole set and see what I said…,



[Chorus:]

Did u see that,

I did.

Did u see that,

I did.

You know this rappin's real simple to me

My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see



It's getting stuffy I'm a walk out the door ,

I see my body guard outside and he is talking to whores,

By the Cadillac grill,

Cadillac truck,

Take her in the back for a Cadillac F***!

Hot cold, streets ice cream man,

Drug dealer caught,

Police van,

Sidekick text, and cell phone calls,

Feels like a midget is kickin my balls.



[Chorus:]

Did u see that,

I did.

Did u see that,

I did.

You know this rappin's real simple to me

My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see.



I can talk high, I can talk low ,

Got 2 eyes, got 1 nose,

Talk with mouth, walk with feet,

Look both ways before ya cross that, street

So you put a q-tip into your ear,

The objects inside the mirror, closer than they appear

Rap name Luda, real name Cris,

Stupid human tricks, can you do this?



It's Luda!