I hate it when there's

(Chorus)

Too many n*ggaz 

Not enough hoes

Too many rookies

Not enough proes

Da game got switched on some Ludacris shiz

So all y'all can suck my di-ak

Be-ach!

(Verse 1)

I got a whip like miricle 

Ludacris lyrical

Boom

We dirty south

Shut yo mouth

We rock jewels

No hoes barber obey da block rules

C*ck tools

Put clorine in recker pools

Is there any one like ya 

h*ll naw

I treat humans like students fail y'all 

So turns ya books ta page 69 and start suckin

Orginize drop da track and start duckin

When Ludacris get in da bed start f*ckin

You wanna be startin somthin

Get out da booth

And let me tell y'all da truth

We kicks down doors

Save all da H2O

For front row

Live in da bank and watch for scank hoes

State called out and dat's out da off road

If you know what I mean

Proceed to state clean

Lights in a n*gga turn red but get green

Inhale some o dat dope o blow steam

Love tha combination big *ss in tight jeans!

(Verse 2)

Boy you o lost yo mind

No I lost my virginity

And I shot click like dat fool shot Kennendy

What's da remedy

Henesy

Coke

If you cut all yo money you still be half broke

Ashes ta ashes smoke will get smoked

We come outta masses You come and get choked

If you take me for a fool I'll take you for a joke

Tired o fast foods so they cooked up dope

Now we eatin lobster, shrimp, and thangz

And watch for imposters dat's been in da game

We invented da game

Y'all just got hip

Man what'z dat smell proboly yo upper lip

See I love ta walk around like my sh*t don't stank

Even if it's cigars o dat purple colored dank

Chillin in da hood wit no trace a Tom Hanks

Put dis in yo jaw like weeners and beef franks!

(Verse 3)

I put too much sugar in my Kool,-aid

And party like a king witta high top blade

Arrive to a show and I like ta get paid

Arrive to a hoe and I like ta get laid

Right up on my backs

like rugs and floor mats

I'm on da right page but what's my format

I wave ta da ocean cause I'm where shore's at

And women go nuts just like my balzac

Did you know dat

Man I'm da gift of change

Electric stores gon gimmie da keys ta da Range

Shagadellic beutifull but strange

Went ta Magic City saw Nikki and blue flames

Rearrange

Same broad different night 

Pastor E. and Jay'll letta n*gga right

Da ball-playin dude is on yo same flight

Da highlights dat I live a high *ss life!