Tissue paper is so cool

It makes me want to forget school

And devote my life to

Tissue paper

Tissue paper

In Jamaica



I want to work in a factory

Not making batteries

But making, tissue paper

Tissue paper

In Jamaica



My girl went out and got a job there

Jamaica?

No. She went of her own accord.

I must say. That's the most whimsical joke of the season.

Hahahahahahahaha……

Is that a tumbleweed I hear a rolling?



Tissue Paper is so good

I'd buy it all if only I could

Cause I wants lots of, Tissue Paper

Tissue Paper

Tissue Paper



I want to work on a big machine

Not making ice cream

But making, Tissue Paper

Tissue Paper

Tissue Paper



Tis-sue Pa-per

Tis-sue Pa-per

Tis-sue Pa-per

Tis-sue Pa-per

*coughs*