Do you have the time?

It's 25 past nine

Or maybe a bit before or after.

I have one of those 

Very short sighted moles

He can't see anything no doubt about it.



Sometimes I make myself some tea

Or decaffeinated Coffee

It all keeps adding up

Would you pass me the cup

Is the new Nescafe?

Or is it tea?



I bought PG tips

Those pyramid shaped bags

It told me that they were very efficient



Better than those circles

You get at Sainsburys

Or Nettos if that is the way you are



Sometimes I make myself some tea

Or decaffeinated Coffee

It all keeps adding up

Would you pass me the cup

Is the new Nescafe?

Or is it tea?