When I was your girl
 Promised if I?d be your wife
 You?d show me the world
 But all I?ve seen of this old world
 Is a bed and a doctor bill
 I?m tearin? down your brooder house
 ?Cause now I?ve got the pill

 All these years I?ve stayed at home
 While you had all your fun
 And every year thats gone by
 Another babys come
 There?s a gonna be some changes made
 Right here on nursery hill
 You?ve set this chicken your last time
 ?Cause now I?ve got the pill

 This old maternity dress I?ve got
 Is goin? in the garbage
 The clothes I?m wearin? from now on
 Won?t take up so much yardage

 Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
 Yeah I?m makin? up for all those years
 Since I?ve got the pill

 I?m tired of all your crowin?
 How you and your hens play
 While holdin? a couple in my arms
 Another?s on the way
 This chicken?s done tore up her nest
 And I?m ready to make a deal
 And ya can?t afford to turn it down
 ?Cause you know I?ve got the pill

 This incubator is overused
 Because you?ve kept it filled
 The feelin? good comes easy now
 Since I?ve got the pill

 It?s gettin? dark it?s roostin? time
 Tonight?s too good to be real
 Oh but daddy don?t you worry none
 ?Cause mama?s got the pill

 Oh daddy don?t you worry none
 ?Cause mama?s got the pill