You look cold and hungry

And in need of stroking

I can catch trays with tasers

Take 'em home for pokin'



Hey kitty, kitty

You're smooth as silk

I want to hear you purr

You wanna licky and I got milk

Gonna shave of all your fur



Sodomesticated, sodomesticated

I want you to be my pet

Gonna pet you wet to death

Baby, be my sodomesticated animal



To the pound for you because your training's started

Got a proven method and the bitches like it