v1:

Im in the stands, man

big orange hand

and I'm cheering for myself

and I'm winning this time

its easy to win

when you're the only one playing

pc:

I do a wave by myself

ch:

its very easy to mistake a mountain for a grain of salt, I know

in my opinion, though, i found heaven isn't possible, alone

v2:

I'm a one hand clapping machine

my parents say I'm a natural

but noone knows it but me

b/c I can't do it when anyone's around!

outro:

i'm happy to eat alone

i'll eat my popcorn and be by myself.