Heh, heheheh
 I got, no time for fake niggaz
 Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz
 From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)
 And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (say what?)

 I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
 Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
 From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)
 And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he-heh)
 	("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)
 I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
 Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
 	("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I gotta" - B.I.G.)
 From East to West coast spread love niggaz (ha hahh, that's right)
 And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (let's go)

 Verse One: Lil' Kim

 Yeauhhh, I Momma, Miss Ivana
 Usually rock the Prada, sometimes Gabbana
 Stick you for your cream and your riches
 Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches
 Puff Daddy pump the Hummer for the summer
 I follow -- in the E-Class with the goggles
 96 models, Bad Click on the stroll
 (Tell em how we roll) Cruise control
 Nuttin make a woman feel betta
 than Berrettas and Amarettas, butta leathers and mad cheddaz
 Chillin in a Benz with my ami-gos
 Tryin to stick a nigga for his pe-sos
 If you say so's, then I'm the same chick
 that you wanna get with, lick up in my twat
 Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom poom
 nanny nanny, punanny donny, heyyy!

 Chorus: Puff Daddy

 Heyyy, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
 Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
 From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)
 And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he heh)
 	("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)
 I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)
 Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)
 	("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I gotta" - B.I.G.)
 From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)
 And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures

 Verse Two: Puffy (Kim moaning in the background), Lil' Kim

 How you like it baby?  Uhh, from the front
 Uhh, from the back, give that ass a smack
 Bet your man won't do it like that
 Can't work the middle, plus his thing too little
 Let me grab your ta-ta's, do the cha-cha
 Work down your ta-ta's do the cha-cha
 Make you scream Pa-pa

 You da best, Da Da
 Now watch mama, go up and down dick to jaw crazy
 Uhh!  Same my name baby (okay)
 Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks
 Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little
 I'm drinkin babies, then I cracks for the Mercedes
 Act shady, and feel my three-eighty *gun cocks*
 or the raven, oohwee I see
 Your girl ain't a Freak Like Me, or Adina
 Huh, can't fade a rhinoceros in rap (say what?)
 Lil' Kim pussy (uhh) how prepostorous is that? (ha hah!)

 Chorus: subst 'Got' for 'Heyyy', minus B.I.G. samples

 Verse Three: Lil' Kim

 Uhh, right back at cha, the one Cleopatra (say what?)
 Diggin in your stash
 (Niggaz think they gonna get some ass) No money money
 or licky licky?  Fuck the dicky dicky
 and the quickie, gimme your loot
 Your Mac-11 then shoot
 Your game ain't sweet, John Paul peeps
 shouldn't compete, if you can't wet it, forget it
 Don't sweat it, I bet it'd
 make ya cum smooth if you let it
 Huh, you can't stop a chick from ballin
 Ha-ha to la-la to drive-by's they be callin, and you ain't know
 While you be kickin that old shit (talk to me) we makin hits
 Platinum and gold shit (we don't stop)
 We stay draped in diamonds and pearls
 Beside every man is a Bad Girl
 (That's right... nine-six Bad Boy c'mon)

 Chorus to end, broken down by four line groups
 	1st group: w/o B.I.G
 	2nd group: w/o B.I.G.
 	3rd group: 1st B.I.G. sample twice
 	4th group: 2nd B.I.G. sample twice plus voiceover
 		Spread love, c'mon
 	5th group: 1st B.I.G. sample twice
 	6th group: 2nd B.I.G. sample twice
 	7th group: w/o B.I.G. plus voiceover
 		As we proceed, to give you what you need!
 		We continue on!
 	8th group: w/o B.I.G. plus voiceover
 		Uh-uh, uh-uh, c'mon!
 		Hahah
 	(fades into 9th group