Lil' Kim (Lil' Shanice)- 

My Aunt Dot left a glot, there's some blood on the sheets 

Told me to clean the shit up, then she hit the streets 

Even though I'm her neice, she copped me a piece 

Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the Salender, what? 

She don't know I like my guns pretty 

Like my boy Pastor Troy with the twin Glizzy's 

I haerd a knock at the door 

To my surprise, I saw these two familiar eyes 

Who are you? (What up, I'm Shaince, don't remember me?) 

She called me by my government name Kimberly 

Who sent you? 



Lil' Shanice- 

My mom sent me 

Her name is Dotty 

She packed a note in my knapsack, along with a shotty 



Lil' Kim (Lil' Shanice)- 

Heh, she was cute and mad fly 

She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match 

Bararri hiking boots with the mink Bubble Goose 

And I could see she was admiring my mink ski-suit 

Then she handed me the note (Here, read this) 

I just stared her up and down cause I couldn't believe it 

Then I opened it 

It said bitches is out to get you 

Your so-called friends put a bomb in ya Benz 

I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends 

They know where you live, so evacuate the crib 

And oh, the little girl, that's ya cousin Shanice 

Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her 

Besides, she looks up to you 

You're her idol, and tomorrow is her first violin recital 

And she would be more than happy if you could take her 

Peace, my number is on back of the paper, hit me later 

Damn, what went wrong? 

Can't we all just get along? And make hit songs 

Bitches all up in my ass like a thong 

If this was a show, ya'll hoes would get gone 

Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on 

What the fuck you waitin' for? Come on, let's get it on 

What? What's takin' you so long 

I've got plans for future to bring back ya head like Medusa 



(Chorus) 

Girls be actin' stink and mad funny 

Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 

Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry 

I know it hurts 

(I'm feelin' ya'll) 

Girls be actin' stink and mad funny 

Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 

Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry 

I know it hurts 

(I'm feelin' ya'll) 



Lil' Kim (Lil' Shanice)- 

Uh, we in the Range and it's fucked up weather 

It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit together 

How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me 

Dress like me, and look like me 

And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house 

Askin' me for money, day in and day out 

And last but not least, the grimmiest one Tiesha 

She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha 

Come on Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in Alpine 

(I wanna go with you) 

Uh, be quiet and we'll get along fine 



Lil' Shanice- 

Come on please, I wanna be just like you 

600 Mercedes and 380's in my doll babies 

Crazy brogette's in my barrets 

And H-class rocks inside my baby G-shots 

Fuck Barney and Lambchop, I don't love them hoes 

But anything goes when it comes to bank rolls 

Diamonds on my toes, X and O's 

Versace hottie in designer clothes 

Stick little Lincoln and Dutch, them take 'em to Toys 'R Us 

Make them spend they G's, then kick 'em out, make 'em catch the bus 

The S, the H, the A, the N, the I, the C, the E 

But all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee 

What what, I like the gleam 

Know what I mean? 

Ever see the Professional? Well I can clean 



Lil' Kim (Aunt Dot)- 

You know what? I like you, little big person 

Rule number one, no cursin', but anyway 

What you know about that? You too young for that 

When I was your age, I would've got hung for that 

Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot 

So she can fill me in a little more about the plot 

Hold on, 9-1-7 5-3-8-2-1-2-2 

(Hello?) Yo, what's the deal? 

Body's gettin' spunnin' out, I mean whats this all about? 



Aunt Dot- 

See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy 

They don't want you to win no more 

But probably don't want you to attend no more 

And I guess that's why they ain't your friends no more 

The other day when I was comin' out the grocery store 

I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door (For real?) 

Yep, and I choked the bitch out 

Placed one to the heart 

Tied up her hands and feet, threw into my back seat 

Then I dumped her on a dead end street 

The other two, yeah, they still linger 

But don't lift a finger, I'ma get 'em 

So just play and come home 

When we hang up, get rid of your phone 



Lil' Kim- 

Woo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh brother 

It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another 

Hmmph, she have you stressed 

No wearin' white, no sex 

And when she get vexed, guess what happen next? 

Cause them other two girls that's still on the menu 

Is the reason why the story is to be continued... 



(Chorus) 

Girls be actin' stink and mad funny 

Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 

Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry 

I know it hurts 

(I'm feelin' ya'll) 

Girls be actin' stink and mad funny 

Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 

Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry 

I know it hurts 

(I'm feelin' ya'll)